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Webster Colorguard 2008
I <3 you guys
Kari, Gina, Erika, Paige, Little Paige, Kelly, Lindsay, Megan, Renae, Emily, Amber, Ashley, Stacie, Jen, Jackie
1. When doing a cradle, you STILL whack yourself in the back on the head (theres still a lump)
2. When at the guard sleepovers, the silk on your flag becomes your skinny dipping towel (its happened)
3. You form an angry mob and attack the band director for not doing weapons, even though you're just a rookie and can't spin a sabre to save your life
4. You decide to do a group meditation, and yell lalalala notaketayou if youre harassed by the spirits.
5. For the Variety Show, you insist on dancing.
6. You form an angry mob and attack the guard choreographer for not putting in more tosses, even though you're a rookie and can barely do one without hitting the trumpets upside the head.
7. You attempt to spin anything resembling a flag
8. When dragged to DCI, the guard begins screaming like rabid fangirls over the Scouts.
9. You. Want. To. Stab. Flexi-Poles. THEY MUST DIEEEEE!!!!!
10. A room in your house is filled with guard crap.
11. Every Senior Guardie's story begins with "one time at band camp"
12. You laugh at the irony and allusion when someone in the drum line is in love with a guard member.
13. When doing neck rolls, you occasionally whack yourself in the mouth with the pole
14. You have one totally ripped arm and the other is nerd weak.
15. You have bruises from doing a cradle behind your back. again. and again. and AGAIN!
16. You plan a pyro party to burn the flexi-poles
17. You're dating a bandie. (i <3 my mello)
18. You have or know someone who tripped over the lost dinkle on the field at state championships
I <3 you guys
Kari, Gina, Erika, Paige, Little Paige, Kelly, Lindsay, Megan, Renae, Emily, Amber, Ashley, Stacie, Jen, Jackie
1. When doing a cradle, you STILL whack yourself in the back on the head (theres still a lump)
2. When at the guard sleepovers, the silk on your flag becomes your skinny dipping towel (its happened)
3. You form an angry mob and attack the band director for not doing weapons, even though you're just a rookie and can't spin a sabre to save your life
4. You decide to do a group meditation, and yell lalalala notaketayou if youre harassed by the spirits.
5. For the Variety Show, you insist on dancing.
6. You form an angry mob and attack the guard choreographer for not putting in more tosses, even though you're a rookie and can barely do one without hitting the trumpets upside the head.
7. You attempt to spin anything resembling a flag
8. When dragged to DCI, the guard begins screaming like rabid fangirls over the Scouts.
9. You. Want. To. Stab. Flexi-Poles. THEY MUST DIEEEEE!!!!!
10. A room in your house is filled with guard crap.
11. Every Senior Guardie's story begins with "one time at band camp"
12. You laugh at the irony and allusion when someone in the drum line is in love with a guard member.
13. When doing neck rolls, you occasionally whack yourself in the mouth with the pole
14. You have one totally ripped arm and the other is nerd weak.
15. You have bruises from doing a cradle behind your back. again. and again. and AGAIN!
16. You plan a pyro party to burn the flexi-poles
17. You're dating a bandie. (i <3 my mello)
18. You have or know someone who tripped over the lost dinkle on the field at state championships
These are all true (mostly)
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look at mine too. yours is good but in my band like all the uard girls who have boyfriends.... their boyfriends play trumpets or mellophones XDDDD